Pun of the Day

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What’s a confused person’s favorite unit of power? Watt?

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Hunting sea life is terrible, it’s just so bad that I can’t stop whaling.

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I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.

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A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

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Why don’t lice go to church? Because they are hair-ticks.

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Why did the cookie smoke weed? Because it wanted to get baked.

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Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

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I don’t know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it’s definitely up there!

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What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? You better hold on to your nuts, because this is no ordinary blow job!

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