What’s a confused person’s favorite unit of power? Watt?
Hunting sea life is terrible, it’s just so bad that I can’t stop whaling.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
I used to be afraid of hurdles, but I got over it.
A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
Why don’t lice go to church? Because they are hair-ticks.
Why did the cookie smoke weed? Because it wanted to get baked.
Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.
I don’t know if my ceiling is the best ceiling, but it’s definitely up there!
What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? You better hold on to your nuts, because this is no ordinary blow job!