Pun of the Day

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A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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The lovers were wearing the exact same shoes. They were soulmates, obviously.

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Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?

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He didn’t tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.

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I told my doctor that I could sew stitches better than he could. So, he said, “Suture self.”

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A skunk fell in the river and stank to the bottom.

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How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.

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The medical examiner bought a house on a coroner lot.

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