A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
What is the gambler’s heaven? Paradise.
The lovers were wearing the exact same shoes. They were soulmates, obviously.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
He didn’t tell his mother that he ate some glue. His lips were sealed.
Bear fights can often turn grizzly.
I told my doctor that I could sew stitches better than he could. So, he said, “Suture self.”
A skunk fell in the river and stank to the bottom.
How about the man who ran through a screen door? He strained himself.
The medical examiner bought a house on a coroner lot.