A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”
To some – marriage is a word… to others – a sentence.
A scientist did some research on spades, the results were ground breaking!
The museum of executions seemed to favor crucifixions, but, I was only able to view a small cross section of the exhibits.
I’d like to tell you all about my haunted refrigerator, but it’s just too chilling to talk about it.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.