Pun of the Day

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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw”

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To some – marriage is a word… to others – a sentence.

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A scientist did some research on spades, the results were ground breaking!

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The museum of executions seemed to favor crucifixions, but, I was only able to view a small cross section of the exhibits.

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I’d like to tell you all about my haunted refrigerator, but it’s just too chilling to talk about it.

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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man and a dog? The man wears a suit, the dog just pants.

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Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

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