Pun of the Day

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If you don’t know sign language, you should learn it – it’s pretty handy!

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I was spontaneous once. I didn’t go as planned.

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Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says “Do you smell fish?”

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Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass.

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Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

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My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about their history of violins.

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What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

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I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

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Why are Romans bad at algebra? Because X always equals ten.

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”

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