If you don’t know sign language, you should learn it – it’s pretty handy!
I was spontaneous once. I didn’t go as planned.
Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says “Do you smell fish?”
Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass.
Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.
My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known about their history of violins.
What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.
I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.
Why are Romans bad at algebra? Because X always equals ten.
A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”