Pun of the Day

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A scarecrow says, “This job isn’t for everyone, but hay, it’s in my jeans.”

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The shovel was a ground breaking invention, but everyone was blow away by the leaf blower.

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How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

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Yesterday my dog ate two pieces of string. Today they came out tied together. I shit you knot!

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What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

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What’s a bird’s favorite writing utensil? A pen-guin.

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be called bagels.

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What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes? Prankenstein!

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Heard about the drug addict fisherman who accidentally caught a duck? Now he’s hooked on the quack.

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Doctors are saying not to worry about the bird flu because it’s tweetable.

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